So here's how this works, anything written in bold italics is titles or comments I added to the post, everything else is the original ad in all its glory. Enjoy!
Morgan's Second Installment Of SCARY Craig's List Ads
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Joker game, chickens, pontoon boat, travel trailer, fishing stuff
We are looking for fishing stuff, an 18' pontoon boat, a travel trailer, chickens and a Joker game. Give us a call at ***-***-****. Thanks
- Location: K_________, Tx
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Fire On My Mind
Free firepit rocks
Free firepit rocks that were used for a firepit. Outside my house at ______ _______ trail. Fire to come gets it. I will remove this ad once it's gone.
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Lilly’s friend
hoping lily is ok - m4w - 40
i am desperate to know that lily ***** is doing well, and happy in her retirement. i just need to know she's ok. i'm happy she's not in porn anymore, and hope she and her life is headed where she wants.
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
What The Hell Is An “Oupling?” And How Do You “Tex” With It?
wife out town - m4w -32
I want to chat or tex with woman or oupling
- Location:
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Wanna help me with my future? - 24 (Austin)
Hi there, I'm Chris and I'm 24 and you may wonder about my ad I posted. I basically am stuck in a rut in life and I don't really have much going on for me here in ___ ________ and I basically would like a new start in life. I basically am looking for an individual who may be looking for like apprentice or someone to like help with a business. I am still pretty young, real handy in several areas and a fast learner. I am really interested in chatting with someone about this and I may try to go to Austin soon so I hope to talk to someone.
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This All Made Sense When I Wrote It On Acid
You See, Look at Me!!!
Hello Hello and are you looking for a hand??? And if so, what type of Hand might it be? Might it be, a Superficial Hand with a lack of Dexterity? Or perhaps a Hand of no need but a Personal Endeavor? Or anything you could possibly imagine... Yes, my Hand could be your Hand and whatever else you wish it to be... This may sound bad but is it really?? No, all Im asking is for you to support my vision and to come check into my Mind, my Hand without limit of imagination or realistic perception. Please, take the time to check into my being, and if you have any feedback, whether good or bad, please feel free to inform me. Take care and have a most beautiful day. For my Hand is your Hand but it can only be seen under the title: Superficial Hapless Handless Elongated Touchless Tip: at YOUR local eBay. Do enjoy, for what is mine can be yours and what is yours should be as you wish it to be...
Take Care and with Love,
the Wave
Head Munkey
.Man
pleasant but are you looking for more..??
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Don’t Try To Scam Me If You’re stupid, Stupid.
Free Dinning Table Scammer
Someone is trying to scam/spam people with this ad.... asking you to put your phone number on some verification website.
Dinning Table is spelled Dining Table Anyway Stupid.
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Highly Reccomended
i have a bad attitude - w4m - 20
who wants to be friends?!
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Oh Goody! This Sounds Like SO Much FUN!
need someone to talk to, unload some stuff on my mind - m4w - 22
Weird, I know. I'm a 22 year old college kid with a lot that's been wearing me down for a long time. It's heavy stuff, and I was thinking maybe someone out there would be willing to just be a good listener (or reader, I guess) and not be weirded out or judgmental.
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